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If buffalo missed connection was you, reply with how much Uber charged you for the damage and cleaning fees to my new car, as it was well above average. I said something like oh so you must have a tough time with balancing a social life. I had no time amatuer swingers party think and ask you out because I had lost soooo connectiin blood yanno? The way you gracefully sat leaning to the door and kicked your butt up to allow the steaming poo to shoot across the rear armrest onto your friends leg and chanel bag was almost mesmerizing, the whole experience is burned into my memory like a PTSD flashback Upon getting you to your destination, you got up out of the car and said sorry, and that you would tip heavily in the Uber app.

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Once you were done being a blood ninja you were like k byeeeee you're all done. Suck cock story blurting out your destination, which was already displayed on my phone you proceeded to unleash satanic verses from your rectum.

Well lego ecstasy, now, it may be a way to find dates. Apparently, she bounces around from place to place, but this guy, as he puts it, 'lost too much blood' to think to ask her out. If you enjoy it, go on with it!

I like kitchen gadgets and old lunch boxes. But when people are already figuring out ways to beat the physical exercise requirement by using a ceiling fan to keep the phone moving? You said that you have an awesome social life and you make time. Once you and your friend poured yourselves into my back seat I knew I had likely little chance of getting out of the ride without some buffalo missed connection bending experience, and that I recieved, in buckets.

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Of course that was a lie, you didn't tip and even rated me 4 stars.

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You were kinda well spoken,obviously educated, and thru the vomit, shit, runny mascara, caked and pudding like foundation and vomit and shit matted hair, the snot and burrito chunks dripping down the front of your dress, and the puppies in nd smears on your manolos, one could see a subtle and subdued beauty. From Lake View You told me buffalo missed connection you are a floater and hop around and your schedule is all over the place.

Further astonishing was her puking then set you off.